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What the Hell Is Going Through Drivers’ Heads? 20 Stupid and Illegal Driving Habits That Are Making Roads Worse (Part 2)
From Brake-Checkers to Left-Lane Zombies — Why Everyday Driving Feels Like a Death Wish and What the Law Actually Says About It
At this point, I’m convinced half the people on the road either skipped driver’s ed or passed their test through sheer dumb luck. Because seriously, what the hell is going through drivers’ heads these days?
It’s like we’ve all collectively agreed that traffic laws are more of a suggestion than an obligation. Florida, especially, feels like the final boss level of driving stupidity. We’ve got people brake-checking like they’re filming Fast & Furious, left-lane lurkers setting up camp at 10 under the speed limit, and merging disasters who think “yield” means “take your sweet time.”
And the best part? Half of this nonsense is not just obnoxious — it’s 100% illegal. But hey, who’s got time for laws when you’re busy causing chaos?
So buckle up because here are five more of the most brain-melting, rage-inducing, and absolutely illegal driving habits ruining the roads today. If you’re doing any of these? Cut it out. You’re the reason everyone’s blood pressure spikes behind the wheel.