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What the Hell Are Drivers Doing Now? 5 More Illegal Driving Habits Turning Florida Roads Into a Circus
From Slowpokes to Intersection Blockers — These Dumb, Dangerous, and Totally Illegal Moves Are Why Traffic Is a Nightmare
When you thought drivers couldn’t get any worse, they do. It’s like every time I hit the road, there’s a new level of stupidity unlocked, and somehow, people keep making up fresh ways to ignore basic traffic laws.
We’ve already survived brake checkers, no-signal lane changers, and tailgaters glued to our bumpers. But wait — there’s more! Welcome to the grand finale, featuring the slow-motion drivers, U-turn chaos creators, hazard light abusers, and everyone’s favorite… the intersection blockers who manage to gridlock an entire city with one bonehead move.
Oh, and don’t worry. Every single one of these is illegal under Florida law. But hey, why follow traffic rules when you can create your own?
16. Driving Too Slowly for No Reason (Why Are You Even Here?)
Look, I’m all for cautious driving, but if you’re doing 40 in a 65 on a clear, sunny day with no traffic, no rain, and no excuse, please reconsider your life choices.
